walking

 

Sunday patrol.

Country roads. Brown car. Shiny star.

Spring breezes. FM radio.

I Fought The Law But The Law Won. Radar Love. Born To Be Wild.

Dark glasses. Mirrored.

Short sleeves rolled up.

Two tight turns.

Biceps struggle against fabric.

Tattoo.

Toothpick.

Tough guy.

Window down.

ZZ Top.

La Grange.

Love that song.

Crank it up!

Tapping fingers on steering wheel.

“Rumor spreadin’ a ’round…”

Curve.

“That Texas town…”

Overpass.

Man walking.

Long hair.

Sandals.

Backpack.

Hitchhiker.

Filthy hippee.

Drugs I bet.

Filthy hippee.

Stop.

Back up.

“I’ll be out of the car with a pedestrian on Hwy 1313.”

Crackle. “10-4.”

“Where you headed, buddy?”

“If you must know, I’m headed home.”

“Where you been, boy?”

“Excuse me?”

“I said, where you been…BOY.”

“Have I done anything wrong?”

“I’ll ask the questions. Now, where you been?”

“I’ve been on a camping trip with some friends. Now I’m headed home.”

Starts to walk away.

“Come back here. I’m not done with you.”

Exasperation. “I haven’t done anything wrong.”

Temper flares.

Face red.

Veins bulge.

Bad day?

“Sir, please.”

Hikes up gun belt and pants.

Pushes shades high on nose.

Flexes fingers.

“Sir, calm down. I just want to finish my walk.”

Opening and closing fists.

Radio crackles.

“Send an ambulance to this location.”

Crackle. “10-4. Do you need assistance? Are you 10-4?”

“I’m fine, but this guy’s gonna need an ambulance in just about one minute.”

Eyes roll in dozens of patrol cars.

Not again.

Blue lights wink and blink.

Back up’s on the way.

Radio silence.

Then…

“Officer needs assistance!

Officer needs assistance!

10-33! 10-33!

Can’t walk the walk?

Then don’t talk the talk.

“Ah, have mercy…” ~ Billy Gibbons, Dusty Hill, and Frank Beard – ZZ Top

 

Sometimes an event is just so darn good it lingers on the palate for a long, long, time. – maybe forever. Last weekend’s Killer Nashville writers conference was one of those events. There was a magical feeling in the air that began the moment I saw the first road sign for Nashville.

I instantly understood the attraction – the pull – the place has on young, hopeful musicians. As I rolled closer to the heart of Music City I quickly decided that it’s not the actual town – not the buildings, billboards, concrete, and steel that has the powerful draw. It’s the people who’d all traveled those same roads in the past – people like Elvis, Chet Atkins, Patsy Cline, Tammy Wynette, Charlie Rich, and Eddy Arnold. That’s what sends people flocking to Nashville. It’s a city where dreams really do come true.

And hopes of a dream coming true is also why scores of writers flocked to the Marriott for the Killer Nashville conference. Of course the workshops and mock crime scene were all informative and fun, but it was the chance to pitch their books to literary agents and publishers that kept the excitement at a feverish pitch. Well, that and the chance to meet and chat with the guest of honor, legendary mystery author J.A. (Judy) Jance (pictured above with Clay Stafford – photo by literary agent Lucienne Diver).

Not only was Judy Jance both charming and fascinating, she, in keeping with Nashville tradition, thrilled the crowd by singing a few songs, including Janice Ian’s At Seventeen. Later, at the awards banquet ( by the way, the food was killer – pun intended), conference director Clay Stafford presented J.A. Jance with the Nashville guitar. Judy immediately began singing a country song she’d written, a very humorous song about Wild Turkey, the drinkin’ kind.

We were also entertained with songs by the wonderful Liz Zelvin and Stacy Allen. Stacy also played and sang outside in the courtyard under the stars where the magic continued until midnight. Conference attendees joined in, harmonizing and humming.

By the way, my book was the number one selling (it sold out) title at the event!

Here are a few more photos from the event:

J.A. Jance and husband, Bill.

 

The 4th annual Killer Nashville conference is underway. Here’s a peek at some of the presenters and attendees.

Lt. David Swords: Precinct 7-11

 

Lieutenant David Swords (ret.) is a thirty year veteran of the Springfield, Ohio Police Department. Nearly half of Lt. Swords’ police career was spent as an investigator, working on cases ranging from simple vandalisms to armed robberies and murders.

Precinct 7-11

A couple of weeks ago, Lee and I were firing off a few quick e-mails back and forth when he mentioned something that caused the nostalgia data bank portion of my brain to kick in. I began to write memories of experiences of mine that had some connection to a 7-11 store in my town in the late 1970’s and early 1980’s, when I was a young policeman all full of piss and vinegar. You know, the good old days.

I realized later that this had been sort of a stream of consciousness exercise, which I actually enjoyed.

Lee told me I should turn these into a Graveyard Shift blog which I have done, after some thought and some editing.

Disclaimer:
Several names have been monkeyed with to protect the … well, maybe not the innocent,
but people I still have to face from time to time.

The 7-11 Store on W. Main St. sat on a street that divided two patrol districts in the west end of town. Three blocks to the east was the western edge of the downtown district. The central district that was always patrolled by the paddy wagon, which was always a two officer car (2 man car, we called it in those days.)

Because of it’s central location, the fact that it was always a 2 officer car, and the fact that there wasn’t much downtown late at night except a few bars, the wagon was used as a utility car, the hot shot unit. I liked to work in the wagon.

Anytime there was trouble in the city and no units were available,or more officers were needed as back-up, they sent the wagon.

In any event, if you were assigned to the downtown district, you were allowed to go “off your side” (out of your district) to the 7-11. It was usually the only place for coffee-to-go available to the wagon crew on the midnight shift.

That particular 7-11 was where P.D. and I were the night Randy H. shot his mother and two sisters at their house in the two hundred block of W. State St. We were just climbing into the car with our coffee when the dispatcher called us and put out the call. Of course, the coffee went out the window as we started our run with lights and siren. (K.S. did the same thing one night, without realizing the window was rolled up. What a mess.)

The dispatcher was unable to relay much information on the situation, particularly the whereabouts of the suspect, which was the one thing we most cared about. It seems the caller was one of the sisters who had been shot, so she was, of course, hysterical and of little help.

I was driving and as I turned off of S. Yellow Springs onto Southern Ave., which parallels State St., we cut the siren, not wanting to alert the suspect, if he was still around. We paralleled State St. until I turned onto Southern Parkway, which would dump us into the 200 block of W. State, where the shooting was.

As I turned the corner, there, in front of our cruiser, running across the street was … no, not the suspect. A black cat.

Both P.D. and I had the same spontaneous reaction.

“HOLY S&#*!!”

Now, I don’t consider myself a superstitious man, but when you are half a block away from a triple shooting with the whereabouts of the suspect unknown and a black cat runs in front of your car, it sort of leaves you at a loss for what to do. Luckily, P.D. instantly provided the solution.

“Spit out the window! Spit out the window!”

I did. Immediately and without question.

I’m not saying there was any connection, but we lived through the night, and to this day, anytime a black cat crosses in front of my car… you guessed it. I spit out the window.
Why tempt fate?

Another night, I … oh, wait. You want to know what happened at the shooting? Okay.

After our cat curse-cleansing spit, we cut the lights, including the headlights, and rolled up about two houses from the scene. You never pull up directly in front of the house.

The front door was standing open and the sergeant had arrived by that time. We entered the door and announced “Police,” with revolvers drawn and at the low ready. I looked to the left, at about ten o’clock from where I stood, and there sat victim #1, on a couch, sitting up but sort of slumped and leaning to the left. She had a bullet hole in the chest and a cursory check showed she was dead. That was Randy’s mom.

A few years later, I went to another triple shooting, with three dead, in the other end of town, and as I walked in I saw a guy sitting on a couch, at about 10 o’clock from where I stood, sitting up but sort of slumped and leaning to the left. He had a bullet hole in the chest and was dead. Weird.

But that had no connection to the 7-11, so that is a story for another time.

The other two victims, both sisters of the suspect, were found upstairs, wounded. They both survived.

After a sweep of the house, we found the suspect was gone and a good portion of the rest of the night was spent with the boring stuff. Paperwork.

P.D. and I took a plainclothes car and two shotguns to sit on the suspect’s house for a couple of hours, in case he went home, which is where desperate men often go, but he never showed up.

We found out later that he had fled the city that night and was driving through Cincinnati when he stopped at a red light, got out and shot the guy in the car behind him and took that man’s car. Then he drove south on I-75 until he was stopped in Kentucky or Tennessee for speeding and shot himself before the trooper approached the car.

Those are the memories of that night that started at the 7-11 on W. Main St. I learned how to void the curse of a black cat from a moving vehicle, and I met a dead woman that I would see again a few years later, in the image of a dead man.

Inmate commissaries

 

Mr. X is a former business professional who comitted a crime that landed him in federal prison. He’s out now and has agreed to share his story with the readers of The Graveyard Shift. We’ll do this in a series of interviews.

GYS: Thanks for taking the time to share what must have been a difficult time for you and your family. I’ll dive right in. What were the circumstances that ultimately led to your arrest?

X: It’s embarrassing to have to tell it. I’ll start by saying I was ill at the time. I had a mental problem, I guess you’d call it. My doctor gave me all sorts of drugs that were supposed to help me, but didn’t. They just screwed up my wiring – my thought processes. Anyway, to this day I still say I would have never done anything wrong had it not been for the assortment of antidepressants and pain pills. Still, I did what I did and I accept the responsibility for it. I wish I could change it, but I can’t.

GYS: And what was your crime?

X: I bought some cocaine to sell. I needed money. You see, I couldn’t hold down a job and my wife was struggling to make ends meet. The medicine and depression wouldn’t let me think properly. Either I’d get fired, or I’d quit for some crazy, unjustified reason. All I had on my mind was the feeling those little pills offered. At the time, I think I’d have married a bottle of Hydrocodone. I loved them that much.

GYS: How long did your life of crime last?

X: I didn’t make a very good criminal. My entire crime spree lasted about a week. I bought the cocaine to sell, but chickened out. I couldn’t sell it. But someone who was involved in the transaction was already in trouble with the police and told them about me to help themselves out of their own jam.

GYS: Tell us about the arrest.

X: As it turns out, the person who told on me was an informant for a federal task force, so, needless to say, I was surprised when my house was raided by a team of FBI agents along with state and local police. There must have bee fifteen or twenty officers involved in the raid of my home. All for less than $100 worth of cocaine.

GYS: Seriously, that’s all you had?

X: Yes, sir. $100 worth. A heaping tablespoon full, maybe.

GYS: What were your charges?

X: Possession of a controlled substance (cocaine) with the intent to distribute and obstruction of justice. The obstruction charge was later dropped. I think the feds automatically add that one to make you confess.

GYS: Why do you say that about the obstruction charge?

X: Well, they threatened to arrest everyone in my family – my wife, kids, and mother – if I didn’t confess. And if I didn’t admit to the crime then they’d let the obstruction charge stand, and that’s a minimum of a ten-year sentence. I had no choice at the time. Plus, they applied this pressure prior to my talking to an attorney, which I understand is perfectly legal. But let me again stress that I was indeed guilty.

GYS: So what happened next?

X: Gosh, it’s all a blur. Let’s see. I was handcuffed, placed in the back of a police car, driven to a remote jail about two hours away, fingerprinted, strip searched, de-loused, and placed in a jail cell. It was a real shock to me. I’d never even had a traffic ticket.

Oh, my family had no idea where I was, or what had happened. They were away when the raid took place – at work and in school.

This was also the time when I learned that I was a drug addict. Withdrawal symptoms set in a few hours after I was in the jail cell. The next couple of days were pure hell, for many reasons.

My only contact with humans was through a small slot in the middle of a steel door. I begged for help, but that door wasn’t opened again for three days. I did see a couple of hands twice a day when they shoved a food tray through the slot. But the person wasn’t allowed to talk to me.

Someone, a federal agent, finally came to get me on the third day. He took me to a federal courthouse for a bond hearing. My family was there, but I wasn’t allowed to speak to them. I don’t know how they knew to be there. I was denied bond. Why, I don’t know – this was a first offense, and a $100 dollar offense on top of that. So I was hauled back to the jail cell.

On the ride back, shackled like Charles Manson – handcuffs, waist and leg chains –  I realized just how lovely trees, flowers, and the sky really are, even though I was seeing them through a steel screen. I also realized how important my family was. I’d taken a lot of things for granted in my life.

So, I wound up back at the jail, which I learned also doubled as a holding facility for federal prisoners. I was there for two more weeks until my wife scraped together enough money – $25,000 – to retain an attorney to represent me. Federal court is really expensive. He managed to get another bond hearing. I was released on my own PR, but I wasn’t allowed to go home with my family. I had to stay with a relative in another city because the prosecutor said I was a threat to my community. For $100 worth of drugs that I never took or sold!

Anyway, I remained there until I went to court.

* Please join us for the next post when Mr. X talks more about life in federal prison.

Unexpected fire hazards

 

Some crimes seem to come and go with the times. They’re the in-thing at the moment, like bell bottom pants, platform shoes, and Sarah Palin. Eventually they all go away.

(Calm down. It’s just a joke. I’m sure former the former governor/former political candidate is a lovely person when she’s not shooting wolves from helicopters 🙂

Here are three of the hottest crimes out there today. Be aware!

“The Foreclosure Bail Out”

A homeowner who’s behind on house payments receives a call from a really nice person who offers to buy their home (for mere pennies) and then lets the cash-strapped, former owner live in the home. The homeowner is also given the option to buy back the home at a time when things are better financially. However, the moment the “renter” falls a second behind on the rent, they’re given the boot.

“Mortgage Elimination Scam”

A homeowner who’s behind on mortgage payments is approached by a helpful company that promises to eliminate their mortgage. That’s right, they promise to wipe the slate clean by using some magical paperwork only known about and used by the wealthy. For a low, low, one time fee the company offers to save the day. Of course, after a few months of not paying the mortgage, the banks steps up to foreclose.

Financial Fraud of the Elderly

This one has been around forever and shows no sign of leaving. People take advantage of the elderly in various ways, such as the man who posed as a doctor, luring seriously ill people to other countries for treatment. According to the FBI, this so-called doctor received over $500,000 from patients and over $2 million from investors.

* To help combat these, and other crimes-on-the-rise, the government has allocated over $1 billion to the DOJ (Department of Justice) COPS program to add 5,500 new police officers to departments across the country. COPS is the Community Oriented Policing Services program.

Crime Scene Investigation 2

 

I couldn’t be more excited! September is right around the corner and that means it’s time for Mayberry Days in Mt. Airy, N.C., hometown of Andy Griffith. It’s no secret that I’m a fan of the Andy Griffith Show and it’s cast members. I grew up watching the show and many of my memories are centered around it. Also, I frequently use the show’s Andy and Barney characters as a teaching tool for many of my presentations and workshops.

The town of Mt. Airy, the inspiration for the fictional town of Mayberry, will be hosting several events featuring some of the original cast of The Andy Griffith Show. The celebration begins on September 24 and continues through September 27.

Thelma Lou will be there, along with guitar playing Jim Lindsey, Charlene Darling and the Darling Boys, Ernest T’s Sweet Romena, and Karen Knotts, daughter of Don Knotts (Barney Fife).

 

The Darlings

In addition to an evening concert by the Dillard Brothers (the Darlings), there’s a checkers tournament, a golf tournament at the Cross Creek Country Club, a dance with music by Jim Quick and the Coastline Band (beach music), a one woman comedy show called All Tied Up in Knotts featuring Karen Knotts, a southern gospel concert, autograph signings, horseshoe tournaments behind the Andy Griffith Playhouse, a pork chop sandwich eating contest, an apple peeling contest (remember Mr. Tucker?), a pie eating contest, and much more, including an Earnest T rock throwing contest!

 

Karen Knotts

I know I’ll be there. I’m also thinking of talking to members of the town council, the local arts council, and the administration from the Mt. Airy Police Department. How would you guys like to attend a future Writers Police Academy in Mayberry? How cool would that be! The scenery is gorgeous (Mt. Airy is located at the base of Pilot Mountain), and I’m sure we could find a few rooms at the Y.

Pilot Mountain

Wacky Police News

 

Is Bark Worse Than His Bite? – Police in Three Rivers, Michigan have arrested a man for barking at a police dog. The suspect was charged with disorderly conduct and released on his own PR.

HIBK – The Waterloo, Iowa Police Department has recently begun accepting text messages in their 911 call center. The idea is to help citizens who have hearing difficulties. Officials also believe that kidnap victims may be in a position to text in their cries for help. So does HIBK stand for Help, I’ve Been Kidnapped. Or, does it mean, Honey, I Bought A Kangaroo?

Unsafe Body Armor? The U.S. government has filed suit against First Choice Armor, claiming the body armor sold by the company failed safety tests. The government says rapid degradation and manufacturing problems are at the root of the problem. Eight vests were tested in 2005 and all eight failed.

Stop Trying To Kill Yourself Or We’ll Kill You – Police in Tennessee fired 59 rounds at a suicidal man, killing him. The suspect had threatened to kill himself several times before police arrived on the scene. Officers attempted to subdue the distraught man with a stun gun, but were unable to do so. So, when the man made hostile gestures with his rifle, police terminated the threat.

Was Her Bite Worse Than Her Bark? – An intoxicated California woman was jailed after leading police on a high speed pursuit. When she finally came to a stop she kicked one officer and bit another. The woman was later taken to a local hospital for injuries she received during the arrest.

A couple weeks ago, I sadly reported the death of Detective Marc DiNardo who was shot and killed while attempting to apprehend a suspect in an armed robbery. His department has released this surveillance video of the events that led to the shooting.

Surveillance video from Jersey City police shootout

 

I remember a time in the not so distant past when all we had to do was pull up next to an offender and tell him to get in the backseat. We didn’t cuff everyone. Didn’t have to. Back then, most citizens respected police officers and their authority. And police officers respected the citizens of the community. People were also afraid of going to jail.

Things are much different today. For example, in Lenoir County, N.C., six of the sheriff’s office’s twenty-eight deputies have been shot in the line of duty in less than year. One of those deputies did not survive. That’s the same as the total number of deputies shot in the past eleven years.

I know of seventy-three in the line of duty deaths in the U.S. so far this year. Thirty-nine of those deaths were caused by a criminal’s violent actions. Twenty-eight were by hostile gunfire. In 2008, there were a total of 138 police officer deaths – fifty-nine of those deaths were at the hand of a violent criminal.

Let’s go back ten years as a comparison. In 1999, sixty-one officers were killed by offenders. In 1989, ninety-nine officers lost their lives due to gunfire, stabbings, and assaults. One hundred-thirty officers died by the same means in 1979.

So, are the number of cop killings actually declining? Are things like Tasers, pepper spray, and other non-lethal weapons, and better training really working? Or, are cops simply being more cautious, expecting the worst from every single person they contact? Do more officers wear vests than their counterparts of the past? My guess is that it’s a combination of each.

I’ll also bet that today’s cops don’t simply pull up to offenders and tell them to get in the back seat, uncuffed.

Officers killed in the line of duty:

1979 – 214 total officer deaths

1989 – 196 total officer deaths

1999 – 151

2000 – 163

2001 – 242

2002 – 159

2003 – 147

2004 – 164

2005 – 164

2006 – 156

2007 – 192

2008 – 138

2009 – 73 to date

*These numbers represent the number officers who died in the line of duty. The figures do not include the number of officers who were injured or wounded. For example, 108 North Carolina police officers were shot in the year 2007. North Carolina has only 100 counties.

Captain Mike Longo of the Lenoir County Sheriff’s Office sums it up in a few simple words, “It’s takes a different person to do this job, but that doesn’t mean we’re made of steel.” Longo was once shot in the arm during a SWAT raid.

Please don't shoot my daddy

“Help me! Please help me.”

“He’s got my kids…And…Oh, God…He’s got a gun! Hel…” BOOM!

Silence.

“All units. Hostage situation. 212 Shady Lane. Weapons involved. Shots fired.”

Three cars. High speed parade.

Blue lights.

Sirens.

Sun behind trees.

Sharp, hairpin curves.

Shadows.

Leaves turning. Rain coming.

There, that’s the driveway.

Long dirt and gravel path.

Park single file.

Weapons drawn.

No cover.

Silence.

Me to the right. One to the left. One in the middle.

Thunder rumbles in distance.

Glass breaks.

A scream.

Front porch.

Door opens.

Three pistols aim.

Boy runs.

Crying.

“He’s got my sister and Mama. And he’s got a gun.”

SWAT. Call for backup.

Tear gas?

Dogs?

BOOM!

Screaming. Lot’s of screaming.

Wood splintering.

Thuds and thumps.

Struggle. Fighting. BOOM!

No time. Prepare to enter.

Place child in car.

Front door opens.

Man, wild-eyed. Shotgun.

Three voices. “Put down the gun! Put it down, now!”

Shotgun waving. Finger in trigger guard.

Three pistols pointed.

Squeezing.

Shotgun to chin.

Take chance.

Sneaking to side.

“I’ll kill myself!”

Closer.

One pleading. Begging. “Put down the gun.”

“I’m not going to jail!”

Woman crying. “Please, no…”

Sobbing.

Children crying. “No, Daddy. Please no.”

Closer.

“Nothing to live for.”

Still closer.

“I want to die.”

Shotgun swaying. Hands trembling.

“Go away.”

Tears.

“I’m taking them with me.”

Turns toward woman and child.

Points shotgun at woman.

Now.

Tackle.

Hit concrete hard.

Kick shotgun to yard.

Fighting.

Strong. Really strong.

Alcohol.

Eyes glassy.

Pupils tiny.

Cursing.

So strong.

Shirt torn.

Elbow bleeding.

Handcuffs click.

Growl like animal.

Still. Finally.

Methamphetamine almost took another one.

Possibly more.

Turn the page.

Another day’s coming.