Zelda did a reading for us this morning and she’s confident 2013 will be a fantastic year. Here’s a list of her top ten predictions. Believe me, she’s always right.
1. The Beatles will not record a new album.
2. There will be snowfall in some areas of the country. Sun will shine in others.
3. Lindsay Lohan will see time in a courtroom.
4. The rich will continue to make money. The poor…not so much.
5. Auto-tune will record a number one CD without human assistance.
7. Sometime during the year Christina Aguilera will wear a low-cut top and too much makeup.
8. Twinkies will be saved from extinction.
9. Taylor Swift will part ways with a boyfriend and will write a song about the breakup.
10. The 2013 Writers’ Police Academy will be the biggest and best ever.
So there you have it. Looks like a great year for all.
Happy New Year!