How To Cool Down The "HOT" Cop In Your Life
It’s common knowledge that ALL cops are a 10 on the hotness scale—perfect bodies, superb intelligence, extremely charming…well, there’s no end to just how hot cops are. Sometimes, though, to protect the innocent, that heat needs to be reduced to a simmer. So how do they do it? Cold showers? Ice baths? No, silly. They cool off by using the handy-dandy…
CoolCop Body Armor Air Conditioning System. CoolCop easily snaps to the air conditioning vent in any patrol car, and within seconds cool air is directed between the vest and the officer’s smoldering hot skin. That’s right, no more steaming pecs and blistering rock-hard abs.
CoolCop is also available for police canines.
*Top photo is of New Jersey’s finest. Yes, they’re actual police officers. Note: Not typical police officer physique.
Fortunately, CoolCop works for all body shapes and sizes. Available for less than $60.
I’m with Pat. Lived in Jersey most of my life and never saw those guys…not once! I’ll be on the lookout, though, my next trip north! Thanks for sharing, Lee!
Leah
Fun! Thanks – Green Bay could use some of those cool guys!
Nice way to brighten up the end of the year.
Be safe out there if you really have to go out.
Terry
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Romance with a Twist–of Mystery
I see you got a lot of response to this post/ I wonder why? lol
What a hoot! Don’t bother to move ladies I’ve lived here all my life and I have never run into one of those cops. Maybe it pays to live on the wrong side of the law. lol
OMG, what a hoot! Needless to say the cops at the top are the recruits for the cop calendar and it all goes downhill from there!
Thank you for sharing, Lee.
Diana
The cops below look like they filled that hose with jello.
WE need to transplant some of those nice New Jersey police to San Francisco.
btw no female cops {with tops} ? heh heh
OMG!! TOO FUNNY!! (I’m from Chicago & most of our cops look like your bottom pictures)
Ellie
This was great! I’m laughing so hard I can hardly type.
Great pics….ALL of them. But I think I might have to move to the Garden State myself! Happy Holidays, Lee!
I’m moving to New Jersey!
Merry Christmas to me! Thanks, Lee! 🙂
Hysterical, Lee, thanks!
ROFL! When I saw the first picture, I was ready to join the academy. By the end of the post, I decided to stick with writing. Thanks for the laugh!
This was one of my favorites, Lee. Brilliant!!