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A Cop’s Christmas
Candies, cakes, and eggnog.
Turkey, ham, and stuffing.
Pumpkin pie
My favorite.
Family, friends, and sleeping dog on hearth.
Fireplace crackles
Cedar logs sizzle.
Cookies and milk.
Laughter, giggles, and squeals.
Stockings and gifts.
Silent wishes and happy, hopeful dreams.
Home.
Wish I was there.
Pepperspray, handcuffs, and puking drunks.
Radios, shotguns, and Tasers.
Spouses abused. Battered.
Black eyes and broken bones.
Not their fault.
Dealers, robbers, and sad, pitiful kids.
No toys. Plenty of drugs.
Crack pipes burning.
No place to sleep.
No food, no heat.
Gunshots. Stab wounds.
Car crashes and suicides.
Crying, bleeding, and dying.
Ambulances, hospitals, and morgues.
Home.
Glad I have one.
Aren’t you?
*Please remember the many police officers, fire crews, rescue workers, hospital staff, and all others who work to keep us safe during the holidays.
~ By the way, please recycle, shred, or destroy your Christmas gift boxes and cartons.
Placing shiny and new empty boxes at the street for pick up is an open invitation to burglars who cruise the roads hoping to learn which families received new flat screen TV’s, computers, DVD players, video games, etc.
Once the cruising crooks see the possibility of new treasures they often return when no one is at home, or when they think everyone is sleeping, to steal the valuable items you’ve so boldly advertised as being inside the house.
If you cannot recycle or shred the cartons, wait several days before placing the empty boxes at the curb. By then the Christmas stealing season will have passed.
Merry Christmas, Everyone!
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The Twelve Nights Of Graveyard
The Twelve Nights Of Graveyard
On the first night of graveyard my sergeant gave to me, a cartridge and a cuff key.
On the second night of graveyard my sergeant gave to me, two ghetto whores and a cartridge and a cuff key.
On the third night of graveyard my sergeant gave to me, three stinky winos, two ghetto whores, and a cartridge and a cuff key.
On the fourth night of graveyard my sergeant gave to me, four calls from wackos, three stinky winos, two ghetto whores, and a cartridge and a cuff key.
On the fifth night of graveyard my sergeant gave to me, five…cans…of…pepperspray, four calls from wackos, three stinky winos, two ghetto whores, and a cartridge and a cuff key.
On the sixth night of graveyard my sergeant gave to me, six drunks a-peeing, five…cans…of…pepperspray, four calls from wackos, three stinky winos, two ghetto whores, and a cartridge and a cuff key.
On the seventh night of graveyard my sergeant gave to me, seven robbers running, six drunks a-peeing, five…cans…of…pepperspray, four calls from wackos, three stinky winos, two ghetto whores, and a cartridge and a cuff key.
On the eighth night of graveyard my sergeant gave to me, eight maids embezzling, seven robbers running, six drunks a-peeing, five…cans…of…pepperspray, four calls from wackos, three stinky winos, two ghetto whores, and a cartridge and a cuff key.
On the ninth night of graveyard my sergeant gave to me, nine ladies fighting, eight maids embezzling, seven robbers running, six drunks a peeing, five…cans…of…pepperspray, four calls from wackos, three stinky winos, two ghetto whores, and a cartridge and a cuff key.
On the tenth night of graveyard my sergeant gave to me, ten perverts peeping, nine ladies fighting, eight maids embezzling, seven robbers running, six drunks a-peeing, five…cans…of…pepperspray, four calls from wackos, three stinky winos, two ghetto whores, and a cartridge and a cuff key.
On the eleventh night of graveyard my sergeant gave to me, eleven crackheads stealing, ten perverts peeping, nine ladies fighting, eight maids embezzling, seven robbers running, six drunks a-peeing, five…cans…of…pepperspray, four calls from wackos, three stinky winos, two ghetto whores, and a cartridge and a cuff key.
On the twelfth night of graveyard my sergeant gave to me, twelve hours of overtime, eleven crackheads stealing, ten perverts peeping, nine ladies fighting, eight maids embezzling, seven robbers running, six drunks a-peeing, five…cans…of…pepperspray, four calls from wackos, three stinky winos, two ghetto whores, and a cartridge…and…a…cuff…keeey.
