The Graveyard Shift Blog

Since 2008, Lee Lofland has written over 2000 articles on his blog, The Graveyard Shift. Topics such as police procedure, forensics, criminal behavior, and what it’s like to be a cop has helped countless numbers of popular and aspiring writers.

His life’s mission – to remind writers that cordite is dead and gone. Just say no to cordite in your books!

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It’s Christmas, So Let’s Pull a Fat Guy Through a Car Window

It was on a cold Christmas night, several years ago, when my wife Denene decided that she'd like to ride along with me during my shift so we could at least spend a part of the evening together. It would be her first and last first-hand experience…

An Officer’s Christmas Eve

Candies and cakes. Eggnog too. Turkey, ham, and stuffing. Pumpkin pie. Gingerbread and chocolate fudge.   Family and friends. A warm fire. Dancing flames. Sizzling cedar logs. Stockings hanging from above.   Family…
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The Christmas Orange

It was a Dark and Stormy Night ... I know the general rule of thumb is to not begin a tale with the weather, and I humbly apologize for violating protocol. It's just that the elements are such a crucial part of this story and, well, please…

It’s Almost Christmas, But They’re No Longer Here

It seems like just yesterday when they were last here, Sharing their laughter and their love, Playing silly games and offering warm hugs.   Telling bedtime stories, Of giants and beanstalks, Jack Horner and Miss Muffett…
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Isotope Fingerprinting: Storing Food and Water in Your Hair

Isotope fingerprinting can be used to analyze a single strand of human hair for the purpose of determining a person’s location during recent weeks, months, and sometimes years. Obviously, this type of geographical tracking can be extremely…

Leilani Simon: Charged With Murdering Her Son – Remains Identified Today

This is a case that shocks the conscious. It goes against the grain of a normal society, of human nature, and what should be a mother's unconditional love for her child. Until October 5, 2022, Leilani Simon, 22, her boyfriend Daniel (Danny)Youngkin,…
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Dream On: How Works of Fiction Can Prevent an Overfitted Brain

Do dreams and nightmares influence the work of writers? Does writing influence the dreams experienced by authors? How does reading fiction prevent an overfitted brain? There are several theories about why we dream, the different types of…
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A Path of Evil and Carnage: Darrell Brooks Sentenced to Six Life Sentences Plus 762 Years

On November 16, 2022, Circuit Court Judge Jennifer Dorow sentenced Waukesha WI parade attacker Darrell E. Brooks, Jr. to serve six consecutive life sentences without the possibility of extended supervised release/parole. These six life sentences…

Darrell Brooks Found Guilty of Intentional Homicide, and More: Sentencing Hearings Begin Tomorrow

Darrell E. Brooks, Jr., the man who drove his mother's red Ford Escape SUV through a Christmas parade in Waukesha, WI, killing 6 people and injuring 61 others, was found guilty, by jury, of each of the 76 charges he faced as a result of the…
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Chicken Feet and Grave Robbers: A Cop’s Halloween

I've seen a few oddities over the years, especially during Halloween, the night when both kids and adults dress up as their favorite characters before heading out to enjoy tricks and treats, and parties. It's also a night that a few ghoulish…

Accused Murderer Darrell Brooks: He Who Represents Himself Has a Fool for a Client

Abraham Lincoln certainly hit the nail on the head when he said, "He who represents himself has a fool for a client." This clever statement absolutely rings true in the circus that's playing out in a Waukesha, Wis. courtroom, where defendant…
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A Parent’s Guide: How Emojis are Used to Buy and Sell Drugs

In the 1960s, during the time when the group Jefferson Airplane released the song "White Rabbit" from the Surrealistic Pillow album, lead singer Grace Slick's haunting voice filled rooms and cars and vans and anywhere else equipped with 8-track…

CREATING PLOTS FOR PAGE TURNERS, Presented by Robert Dugoni

REGISTRATION IS OPEN! CREATING PLOTS FOR PAGE TURNERS Presented by international bestselling author Robert Dugoni Date: Saturday November 5, 2022 Time: 1:00 - 2:30 p.m. EST Where: Writers’ Police Academy Online - https://writerspoliceacademy.online This…

My Eyesight: What a Wonderful World

This year has been an especially a tough one in our area of the country for those of us who suffer from allergies associated with pollen . So, when I went bed the night of July 31st, I paid no attention to my itchy eyes. After all, the irritation…
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Brittney Griner, Hash Oil … and a Double Standard?

“Today, American citizen Brittney Griner received a prison sentence that is one more reminder of what the world already knew: Russia is wrongfully detaining Brittney. It’s unacceptable, and I call on Russia to release her immediately so…
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Solving Murders Using Maggots and Canned Tuna

Female blowflies lay eggs, hundreds of them, on moist and juicy decaying matter that’s rich in microbes. These egg-laying sites include, among others, rotting food and the decomposing corpses of animals and humans. Immediately…

Suicide by Cop: What If?

Each year, somewhere between 40,000 and 50,000 people commit suicide in the United States. They take their own lives, leaving behind an average of six or more suicide survivors, the friends and family who deeply cared for the deceased person.…

A Writer’s Guide: Step Off the “Edge” and “Waive” Goodbye!

Do you ever find yourself searching for the perfect word(s) to help paint a scene with a bit more color and dazzle? Do your characters mumble and grumble about wanting to appear as if they know what they're doing and saying, instead of sounding…